You Can Be Gene Simmons’ Roadie – For Just $12,495 a Day!

Did
you
ever
wish
you
could
be

Gene
Simmons‘
roadie?
Well
here’s
your
chance!

The

Kiss
star
is
offering
a
$12,495 “Personal
Assistant
and
Band
Roadie
for
the
Day”
experience
for
his
upcoming
solo
shows.
The
tour
kicks
off
April
3
in
Anaheim
and
is
currently
set
to
conclude
on
May
24
in
Houston.
Only
one
experience
is
available
per
show.

For
that
five-figure
fee
you’ll
spend
the
entire
day
with
the
God
of
Thunder,
meeting
him
early
in
the
day
to
go
over
his
pre-show
schedule,
accompanying
him
to
the
load-in,
helping
the
band
set
up
for
the
show,
attending
the
soundcheck
and
having
a
meal
with
Simmons.

Read
More:

Gene
Simmons
and
Paul
Stanley’s
Sons
are
Recording
Together

You
get
to
bring
a
guest
along,
and
you’ll
be
brought
out
for
an
introduction
during
the
show
itself.
You’ll
get
autographs,
signed
set
lists
and
selfies.
Most
tangibly,
you’ll
take
home
a
Kiss-rehearsal
used
bass
autographed
by
Simmons.

You
can
get
full
details
on
the “Roadie
for
a
Day”
and
the
half
as
expensive “Bass
Experience”
at

GeneSimmonsAxe.com.
Don’t
worry
about
finding
common
conversational
ground
–
the
site
promises “you
will
find
that
Gene
Simmons
is
very
down-to-earth,
funny
and
knowledgeable
on
almost
any
subject.”

Just
be
sure
to
read
the
small
print: “Tickets
to
the
show
are
not
included,
as
they
are
sold
through
the
individual
venues.”

Gene
Simmons
Band
2025
Tour
Dates

April
3
–
Anaheim,
CA
@
House
of
Blues
April
4
–
Temecula,
CA
@
Pechanga
Resort
Casino
April
5
–
Rohnert
Park,
CA
@
The
Event
at
Graton
Resort
&
Casino
April
8
–
Auburn,
WA
@
Muckleshoot
Casino
Resort
April
10
–
Magna,
UT
@
The
Great
Saltair
April
11
–
Denver,
CO
@
Paramount
Theatre
April
25
–
Clearwater,
FL
@
Ruth
Eckerd
Hall
April
26
–
Miami
Beach,
FL
@
Fillmore
April
28
–
Tallahassee,
FL
@
The
Moon
April
29
–
Jacksonville,
FL
@
Florida
Theater
April
30
–
Orlando,
FL
@
Hard
Rock
Live
May
2
–
Peachtree
City,
GA
–
The
Fred
Amp
May
3
–
Beaver
Dam,
KY
@
Beaver
Dam
Amphitheater
May
5
–
Red
Bank,
NJ
@
Basie
May
6
–
Montclair,
NJ
@
Wellmont
May
8
–
Bethlehem,
PA
@
Wind
Creek
Casino
May
9
–
Huntington,
NY
@
The
Paramount
May
11
–
Uncasville,
CT
@
Mohegan
Sun
Arena
May
14
–
Northfield,
OH
@
MGM
May
15
–
Niagara
Falls,
ON
@
Fallsview
Casino
May
17
–
Hammond,
IN
@
The
Horseshoe
May
18
–
Rockford,
IL
@
Hard
Rock
May
20
–
Nashville,
IN
@
Brown
County
Music
Center
May
22
–
Dallas,
TX
@
House
of
Blues
May
23
–
San
Antonio,
TX
@
Tobin
Center
May
24
–
Houston,
TX
@
House
of
Blues